I thought about looking for Johnny, but that seemed like a lot of work. I was living in Ottawa at the time, which had a relatively good collection of wooden telephone poles. I had a laser printer and a Canadian Tire store with a good collection of staple guns was a short walk away. So I decided to put up a bunch of election poster for him. Another slogan was “Vote for Johnny. You aren’t going to get what you want anyway”.
If it isn’t obvious, I figured if he won the election through write-in votes the government would need to track him down. And once they had, I’d know where to find him whenever parliament was in session.